As if being caught having an extramarital affair with a married woman wasn’t bad enough for Republican Senator John Ensign, it looks like he may have passed $96,000 from his campaign fund to his parents, who doled out $12,000 in hush money as “tax-free gifts” to the woman he was fucking, her husband, and each of their children. Ahh, the sweet sanctimony of marriage!
Republican ethics is already an oxymoron, but conspiring with your parents to pay for pussy with laundered money donated to your campaign is just a new low, even for Republicans.
Or maybe he just has a wide stance.
See you in 2012?
